Ferris Bueller's Day in Fan Fiction
We had long thought that the domain of amusement park-related fan fiction began and ended entirely with our "bestest fan" Brittany Lynn Swanson, who created the ARN&R Fanfic Pleasure Village 2000, a previous Site O' the Weak winner.
We were wrong.
For our current Site O' the Weak, we alert you to A Shermer Christmas Carol, an endless story on a website devoted to the art and powerful majesty of John Hughes fan fiction. In this particular opus, Ferris Bueller and Cameron plan a visit to Walleyworld, thereby unknowingly mentioning amusement parks enough that the story qualifies for being insulted at ARN&R.
It may or may not be, as the story's author hopes, "the ultimate John Hughes fan fiction," but at least it's our Site O' the Weak.