Taste Our Power
Two incidents have recently occurred to demonstrate that ARN&R is now the ultimate power in the universe. First, our Site O' the Weak, Brian and Robs [sic] Coasters, went down shortly after receiving our award. Apparently, the operators of the site felt that the ruthless mockery of the site they have been receiving online outweighed any potential benefits of maintaining it. It causes us deep suffering to be denied the pleasure of seeing all those spelling mistakes and poor formatting, and we're not alone: posters to Coasters2k.com also appear to be heartbroken. But chin up, little campers: at least the Brian and Robs [sic] Coasters Forum is still fully operational!
Secondly, almost immediately after our piece on Boomerang Bay appeared, Paramount's Great America removed a picture of Paul "Crocodile Dundee" Hogan from its front page. Complete coincidence, you might say? We find your lack of faith disturbing...