Reasons We Wish We Were Still Kinda Paying Attention
1. We would have pointed out that a lot of the reason for ACE's high profile location for "gravy buffet" is, well, us. Look down in the footer. That's been there for a looong time.
2 . We might know what this is about, because it sounds pretty funny.
3. We would have made more of the Wild West World collapse, though we're still rather fond of the headline we did do on it.
4. We could have had a reason to visit ThrillNetwork's boards far more often.
5. We could have wondered far more often and loudly about the disappearance of JL57.
But, alas, we're not still kinda paying attention. Tough break, that.