Kennywood and Dollywood Reunite for New Album of Duets
(Nashville, TN) After nearly twenty years apart, the famed parks Kennywood and Dollywood have finally found the time to get together at a Nashville studio to record an album of duets that the pair hopes will capture the same magic as their 1983 smash 'Islands in the Stream.'
"We've just been so busy," said a reflective Kennywood. "I've had to deal with the whole Steel Phantom to Phantom's Revenge transition, and don't get me started on that tragedy on the Whip. That really can take a lot out of a park. By the time I got things on my end in order, Dollywood was busy putting the finishing touches on the Thunderhead deal. It just doesn't leave a park with a whole lot of time to record sappy duets."
Dollywood was unavailable for comment, but ARN&R was able to obatin a list of some possible song titles:
Please Baby, Don't Taer Me Down
Lookin' for a Threesome in all the Wrong Forums
You're the Reason God Made Those Vekomas
Where Were You the Day the Whip Stood Still?
I Gave You all the Gravy in Texas, and that Still Wasn't Enough
The duo is still finalizing arrangements for the recording. Presently they are deciding between Avril Lavigne production team The Matrix and P. Diddy for production duties, and 50 Cent is in negotiations for a guest rap on the album's likely first single, "Number One with a Mullet."