Sunday, October 06, 2002

ARN&R Announces AbsolutelyReliableClub

Absolutely Reliable News & Rumors today announced The AbsolutelyReliableClub, a new club for enthusiasts everywhere. For $20 annually, members will receive the site with absolutely no ads -- no banners, no popup ads, just all the mildly funny fake rumors they can stand. They'll also receive access to the Mildly Funny Fake Rumor Track Record, so they can keep track of which mildly funny fake rumors they've already read, and a Personal Mildly Funny Fake Rumor site, in which the member's name will be automatically added into a mildly funny fake rumor, so that it appears that the member actually appears in the story. The public site will feature the same story, but with a far less funny name, such as Jon Smith.

Members will also receive access to every single ARN&R event, which are expected to number in the dozens every week, as all of the major and minor amusement parks, thrilled with the excellent and positive exposure provided by ARN&R, have already offered to provide up to a full week of exclusive ride time to ARN&R's readers. Every event will also feature gravy.

Perhaps most notably, members will receive a membership card, suitable for framing, and access to the AbsolutelyReliableClubHouse, in which members can make fun of those people too stupid to pay $20 a year to join, and where the site owner will mercilessly mock everyone, members and nonmembers alike.