Why Do All The Wackos Come Here?To those who came across our site while searching for "hairy boys," we're sorry we couldn't help you with your bizarre and more-than-slightly-creepy fetish. May we direct you to the
Coaster Bears instead?
To those who found us while looking for a "
76 Chevy Vega," please stop. Trust us from personal experiences when we were youngsters, you don't want this. Really.
And finally, to whoever visited our site hoping to find "
metric assloads in imperial assloads," we extend our thanks for making us laugh harder than we have in probably five or six weeks.
--JCK