Monday, July 25, 2005


We were recently informed that Kennywood no longer offers multiple pricing options, which means last week's story about the armbands from the park being indestructible might technically be construed as being full of shit, since they aren't in use now. They had armbands the last time we went, we swear. If it proves impossible to suspend your disbelief at the continuity error, just substitute the name of some other park that does actually still offer multiple pricing options.

And if you were planning on writing us a testy letter informing us of the error, we're obviously aware of it already. Therefore, you can feel free to put up your crayon and scrap of paper, and instead redirect your valuable energy toward vigorously jacking off to illegal onboard ride videos, as per your usual schedule.