Sunday, January 19, 2003

Exclusive Breaking News

Cedar Point is still cleverly claiming that its new coaster will last a mere fifteen seconds and follow a simple -- even boring -- route. But ARN&R can exclusvely confirm that this picture is what will, in fact, appear when the park opens, confirming what the best-informed people said earlier in the fall.

Remember, you heard it here first.

And Jeeper's in Olathe, Kansas, is still slated to get the next B&M flying coaster.
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We enjoy our stats logs, perhaps more than we should. The best searches that have evidently resulted in someone finding ARN&R:

Lobotomies and pictures of them being performed (twice -- twice -- this has brought someone here)

Naked pictures of Jessica Alba (clean up your keyboards, boys)

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