Sunday, May 07, 2006

Coming Soon to a TV Near You

Microphone from RadioShack (batteries not included): $9.87

2 AA Batteries found in Dad's toolchest: $0.25 (Dad's an asshole)

Sticker made from home inkjet printer: $0.55

Look of suicidal desperation on Cedar Fair marketing executive's face (third down) when she realizes she has to pretend you're a "serious member of the press" as part of her job: Priceless (for ARN&R)