Tuesday, August 26, 2003

Breaking News -- Huge Six Flags Profits

For the first time in over a half-decade, Six Flags Theme Parks Inc. announced mindblowingly incredibly unbelievably huge profits, thrilling investors with visions of a future of constant and enormous...

Oh, wait.


They lost metric assloads of money again. Didn't see that minus sign there.

Move on. Nothing to see here.

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