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Despite the resounding thrum of crickets chirping following the announcement of "The Big Coaster Showdown, part of Looney Coaster's Big Super Fun Summer Extravaganza," the administrator of this Roller Coaster Tycoon contest site has still not packed it in. This means that there's still plenty of time left to actually submit a design to the website, where you can reap the eternal glory and honor of being listed in the Hall of Fame and score with lots of hot chicks. It also means we've found our new Site O' the Weak.

Be sure to browse the rest of this amazing site as well...we're sure you won't mind most of the links being broken or going to a page directory instead of an actual home page. By the way, if you'd like to offer some free help to the administrator in the form of setting up his forums for him, since he's too lazy to figure out how to do it himself, then the offer is still open on the main page!

--JCK

[Editor's Note: As of this writing, the main page directory for this site lists exactly 13 hits, at least 4 of which came from an ARN&R writer doing research for this article. We're curious to see if anyone bothers to actually click on links we provide to our Sites O' the Weak, or if you just trust us that they're horrible and back slowly away, so if the counter reads in the millions by the time you get to it, you'll know the mighty power we wield.]