Be Politically Active
You might not quite be able to read that, but it says "Don't blame me, I voted for Raven."
You can get the fancy organic two-sided one here (the back says "Vote Raven/Legend in 2008") or the cheapo one-sided one here ($9.99 -- hey, that's less than $10, so long as you ignore shipping!).
These shirts will be the must-have items next year. Heck, we've already gotten orders from America's Next Top Model.
Though we think they might have bought them to use to tie off before shooting up.