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Slow Update Warning

Both ARN&R editors are traveling the next two weeks. For both, that may mean that time constraints prevent extensive updates; for one, there's the additional problem of probably not even having internet access the majority of his travels.

Furthermore, one of the site's regular contributors continues to insist on spending his valuable free time making fun of what a loser one of the editors is for creating a geeky Star Wars-themed article, instead of leaving hopelessly easy targets like that alone and turning his scathing eye toward coaster enthusiast message boards.

In other words, we aren't on hiatus the next two weeks, but updates may continue to be not that extensive. Don't celebrate too hard, now. And if you really miss us, you could always buy a nice T-shirt or Beast thong to while away the nanoseconds you would normally have spent reading our material.

--JCK