Japan Trip Breaking News Recap
Due to the volume of fanatical support (well, three adoring emails and a girlfriend of one of our writers actually sort of chuckling, or perhaps involuntarily grimacing, at something on the site for once) we've received over our series of ACE/ECC Japan Trip breaking news reports, we've decided to take the unusual step of reproducing that entire series in more permanent form here at ARN&R. Although some of the Japan news will remain in rotation until replaced within the usual Breaking News section, those headlines will also be collected here in two parts for your pleasure through the rest of eternity.
Additionally, the Japan trip breaking news will also be made available in a breathtaking special limited-edition encyclopedia version, in three volumes handsomely bound in rich Corinthian leather and hand-signed by the ARN&R staff. Each set will sell for the low, low short-time offer of $1,345,222.03 per set, so hurry and get this amazing family heirloom while supplies last.
Ed. Note: Those fun-loving folks at the ECC have blocked all referrers. We really don't want them to have to do that, so we've changed the links below to those of the full report pages from the relevant days. ECC folks: we won't link direct to your pictures again, so you can unblock other referrers if you like.
Japanese Parkgoer Puzzled By Presumed American Custom Of Long White Socks With Dark Shoes
"OMG I'm In DDR Mecca!!"
A Sea of Tools
Japanese Park Installs Blinders In Effort To Protect Patrons From Sight of Enthusiasts
So Many Cameras, So Little Worth Photographing
Why Ride This at Wild Adventures When I Can Ride It In Japan?
This Credit Is So Worth $5,000
The Spirit of ACE, or We Travelled All the Way to Japan to Ride Your Kiddie Coasters
The Spirit of ACE Part II
ACErs Ask Buddha Statue For Directions To McDonald's
ACErs Curse Absence of Duran Duran, Metal Ballads on Japanese Radio
ACEr Spends Eighteen Dollars Calling Mom From Japan To Have Her Set VCR To Record Discovery Channel Special
Japanese Hotel Staff Puzzled By Volume Of Sweat, Other Excretions On Sheets
English-Speaking Enthusiasts Quickly Pick Up Japanese Words for "Tool," "Bad Smell," "Loser," and "Annoying" After Hearing Them Constantly During Trip
Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan, Gamera, Ghidora, Mechagodzilla, Iron Chef Italian Lay Aside Differences, Launch Full-Scale Attack on Invading Coaster Enthusiasts
Japanese Scientists Report Unusual Increase in Seismic Activity This Week
In Unrelated News, ACE and ECC Arrive in Japan This Week
ACErs Arrive in Japan, God Sends Rain To Deter Them From Staying
In Related News, Japanese Authorities Report Pork Supplies Low
Godzilla Recoils in Terror at Sight of ACErs
Sushi Restaurant Rejects Request for Gravy
Japanese Kiddie Park Goers Puzzled By Wacky "Rowing" Motion While On Kiddie Coaster Lift Hill
Also By Presence Of Grown Adults On Kiddie Coaster
ACErs Refuse To Stop Singing Mr. Roboto
--The ARN&R Staff