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Coaster Tired of Being Pinched

According to a roller coaster at Six Flags Magic Mountain, it is tired of being pinched on St. Patrick's Day by Riddler's Revenge and Deja Vu just because it isn't green.

"It's so immature and annoying," said Psyclone, a brownish Summers & Dinn woodie. "I can't help it if I'm not wearing green. It's not like I can paint myself differently for the one day of the year where people get to pick on you for having the wrong color clothes on. I actually think it's a stupid holiday that's nothing more than an excuse to get drunk and be an asshole anyway."

Riddler's Revenge claims that Psyclone is fun to pinch because it "screams like a little bitch every time."

--JCK