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It Is Indeed All Downhill From Here

Today, we most happily link you to one of our favorite on-ride photos ever. Apparently, the passengers are making the number 100 with their hands to symbolize one enthusiast's hundredth ride on The Voyage, a stunning number considering the length of time the new coaster has actually been open. We thought the picture would be even better if it had an informative caption. Here are a few we came up with:

-By coincidence, that 100 is the same percentage we are happy not to be on that ride with them.

-Oh, I thought they were doing zeros, as in the odds of any of them ever having a normal conversation with another human being

-"Our hands get a LOT of exercise moving in this shape...oh, wait."

--GP