Further Mission: Space Changes Revealed
Less than a year after the "kinder, gentler" Mission: Space was introduced, with the spinning action removed from some of the modules, Disney announced even more changes, adding what Imagineers called a "truly interactive component" to the underachieving ride.
"We've closed the attraction for approximately a week," said spokesman David Kumho. "But when it reopens, boy, it's going to be phenomenal!"
According to site plans obtained by ARN&R, each rider will, when entering the queue, be given a tan trench coat, a new steel mallet, a new folding knife with a 4-inch blade, 3 to 4 feet of rubber tubing, and large plastic garbage bags. Each rider will also be required to don a diaper.
The plans are unclear about precisely what follows, but it appears likely that patrons will be required to drive approximately 1,000 miles at the Richard Petty Speedway attraction without stopping before doing anything with the equipment given to them and prior to any opportunity to board the actual Mission: Space attraction. Additionally, it appears likely that the Mission: Space ride will have a waterbed and heart-shaped hot tub added, for reasons not yet disclosed.
Unconfirmed reports indicate that the newly-revamped attraction will be sponsored by London Fog Outerwear, Hefty Bags, and Depends.
--GP
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
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Mission: Space Cadet?
ReplyDeleteThat's just sick. You people are all really sick. I think. I don't really understand it, actually.
ReplyDeleteAA
Why am I posting on a site im sworn to boycott?
ReplyDeleteBoils
Because you're friends with a demented group of individuals who don't know what else to do since you don't really understand the articles.
ReplyDeleteMeg
I never understood why people got messed up on Mission:Space. I tend to think people who have to go and die ruin things for everyone.
ReplyDeleteJerry
Meg, I certainly understand when they make fun of me.
ReplyDeleteWait till they make fun of you. See how good you feel about yourself then.
Boils
At TPR we have enough of a sense of humor that we don't get mad about arn&r.
ReplyDeleteTPR Friends (Not Chris Sabo)
Just another reason to hate TPR people. Their evil, Just like ARN&R
ReplyDeleteFunky
Ok....
ReplyDeleteYou Anti ARN&R people are idiots.
You have had some stupid grudge on this site for 2 years!! 2 wasted years!
Think about it.
ARN&R, keep the articles coming!
I don't consider their grudge a waste. Keep up the good rebellion, guys.
ReplyDeleteJapan Tripper*
*a TPR person who hates arn&r
AAARN&R has every right to exist.
ReplyDeleteYou think all this ARN&R filth is about nobody? Your wrong, It's real people their lying about and being mean too!
Just wait Justin till they make fun of you. They you'll see how valuable AAARN&R is. We will win! Good always defeats evil.
There was that old saying... for evil to rule it only takes enough good people saying nothing... or, er, something like that. We deplore the rule of ARNR. We don't like their rule. We don't like the towers or anything about their rule.
ReplyDeleteIn the spirit of Woody Guthrie: "These rides are your rides, these rides are our rides..."
"In ERT times, and in buffet lines" (or whatever words you want in there).
Nobody will be allowed strip us of the basic dignity we have without at least hearing about it.
AA
Well said AA!
ReplyDeleteVOR
AA person says that as if they have some "basic dignity" left.
ReplyDeleteKOTR
^
ReplyDeleteThat's a cheap shot if I've ever seen one.
T
Sounds like a Coaster Tools statement to me!
ReplyDeleteFunky
Nope. Try again.
ReplyDeleteKOTR
^
ReplyDeleteCoasterbuzz?
AA
KOTR, Im not gonna play your silly little ARN&R games that try to make you look smart and us stupid.
ReplyDeleteSorry, Who wins now?
Funky
How can anyone NOT talk about basic dignity when we're going to have to wear DEPENDS to ride M:S from now on....this is unjust!
ReplyDeleteI can hold it until the end of the ride, I swear...ROFL! :~)
Seems like AA wants to play.
ReplyDeleteNot Coaster Buzz. Try Again.
KOTR
Screamscape?
ReplyDeleteURC?
ReplyDeleteAAARNR?
C'mon, keep trying!
KOTR
Anyone who makes fun of such a beautiful young lady as Meg will have heck to pay! That I promise.
ReplyDeleteAaron
Aaron, Are you suffering from some kind of TPR mind control?
ReplyDeleteMeg's a SNOT!
Killer on the ride, you're scaring me.
ReplyDeleteOk, I'll keep playing, but please don't kill me... let's see... um...
Coaster Zombies?
ACE?
TPR?
Yeah...
ReplyDeleteMeg is NOT one of us.
AA
I still can't believe they let these people in. It's like trailer trash parking on our lawn and coming in for meals. Why can't anyone focus on the articles? I guess it's a waste asking this question.
ReplyDeleteWeekly
Because the articles here SUCK and are MEAN!
ReplyDeleteNuff said!
I find them to be quite comical.
ReplyDeletePenn
You know, those of you against ARNR need to really get off of this site if you really hate it. Somehow, I think you harbor a deep love for it by coming back and bitching about it all the time.
ReplyDeleteGet a life, assholes, and start practicing what you all preach.
WOW, We see were getting through to sombody! :)
ReplyDeleteObviously we're ticking you off. Maybe then, You like others won't visit ARN&R anymore and OUR BOYCOTT WILL BE SUCCESFULL!
After that, We'll overrun TPR boards.
Coaster Tools, Eh, Their mildly funny.
Funky
That cuts us to the quick. Deeply.
ReplyDeleteOr do they secretly like us by allowing us in here?
T
Make no mistake, WE HATE ARN&R
ReplyDeleteMean is right under their banner.
Funky
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteI used to have a life. I used to enjoy coasters and taking trips with my friends. Then all that changed. It all changed when my friends and I got humiliated by their Japan trip coverage. Now I have to take trips wondering who's watching me. Who will expose my blemishes? Who will make fun of the ways I'm not so cool? Who will point at me rudely if I'm in line for food at an ACE event, or something like that?
The scars remain. I refuse to be quiet.
Japan Tripper
Following these guys for some time now, I'll say it'd be difficult for them to "practice what they preach" since what they "preach" is such an odd variety of random things.
ReplyDeleteMeg
Meg's stalking me. Sweet!
ReplyDeleteAaron
Like the "T" person said, as much as I don't personally like it, I think the higher-ups at this site knew what they were doing when they left the door open. I think they wanted to see what kind of freak show it would become. We'll,
ReplyDeletehere it is, and it'll likely only get weirder.
Weekly
I want to remind everyone I'd... like to talk about this article but like I said way up there at the top... I don't really understand it.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure I'd be against it, but it's just that I don't understand it. London Fog Outerwear?
The only "London Fog" title that comes to mind is the name of a local ska band when I was in high school. They wore trenchcoats typical of the local ska scene. Is that what London Fog "outerwear" is?
AA
"London Fog" is a brand of clothing with an entire line of outerwear. It does include trenchcoats. I find it surprising you don't know that.
ReplyDeletePenn
I don't. If it doesn't advertise some park or say ACE, or something like that, don't expect it to be in these guys wardrobes.
ReplyDeleteMeg
These "against" people are most certainly provincial. I also sense a clear geographical snobbery within their ranks.
ReplyDeletePenn
That just shows how little you know about us Stalker Meg. Almost 25% of my clothing has nothing to do with ACE or rollercoasters or anything like that. I've got several Star Trek shirts and a really cool shirt with Jar Jar Blinks on it. I also have a couple of shirts from Styx tour in '92.
ReplyDeleteAaron
Oh, ok. That makes it much better.
ReplyDeleteMeg
STYX '92. That rocks. Dennis was still there then and everything.
ReplyDelete-Rev
Mission Space is great and I don't know why so many people have had problems on it. Everyone I know is ok with Mission Space when they ride it. Even my mom was ok with it when we took her on it. Two of her favorite rides are Mission Space and Gemini at Cedar Point. On both of them she was ok. It's great how some parks can have different rides for everyone. Cedar Point is probably the best at this but the Disney parks are pretty good, too. Disney just doesn't always want to be radical and I like being radical. Cedar Point ge4ts radical and that's why I like it. To each his own.
ReplyDeleteGandolf
Sorry Funky... I'll keep on going to ARN&R... I don't know about you, but I have no problems getting head from a chick, either.
ReplyDeleteYou and anyone else who say you're "against" ARN&R are the unfunny ones. I'm sure you really like what goes on here, and whack off to it cuz you can't get any by other means.
Plus, I'm sure the only reason you'd go on to TPR is because Elissa is hot, and you're jealous of Robb cuz he actually knocked her up. Face the music, dude. Keep on jacking off while listening to Afternoon Delight and watching the latest coaster video.
Wow! That has to be one of the most vulgar things I've ever read! Maybe you and your friends (I notice that you were too afraid to admit what your real name is by the way) think it's funny to write disgusting, filthy garbage on publicly viewable websites, but we don't. Kids could be seeing this stuff.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what you think is so "hot" about Elissa either because she is mediocre at best. There is also some talk that Robb may not have been the one that "knocked her up" (I'm sure they'd love to see you writing such beautiful and poetic things about their love life too). I can't say anymore about the possible father, but there is at least one picture on the internet of Elissa and about 15 guys all sharing the same bed. Pretty suspicious if you ask me.
Finally, I wouldn't talk too openly about sticking your head in a chicken either. That's against the law in every state (including Kentucky).
Please keep the filth on the porno sites and leave this one for coaster enthusiasts and those who hate certain coaster enthusiasts who run websites that say lots of mean stuff.
Aaron
I only don't post my name because I don't have a Blogger account.
ReplyDeleteI love how you're trying too hard. You're accusing me of things that I'm sure you've only done, and I'm considering turning you in for suspected animal cruelty. Of course, chickens don't give head, you dumbass, but maybe you don't know what it's like cuz the chicken bit your cock off, which is why you have nothing better to do than badmouth a particularly good site.
Besides, I'm sure you're just offended by what I have to say, since there is a disclaimer that you must at least be 18 to be among the intended readers, as nowhere does it say that it's a kid site or family site. ARN&R has their butt covered.
If only that poor chicken had covered its butt before you started in on it. Anonymous pervert!
ReplyDeleteYou could always just tell us your name, e-mail address, AIM, etc. If the reason you post anonymously is really just because you don't have an account, then you should have no problem telling us your name. I'm out there for all to see. I'm not hiding being some "anonymous" name like you are. The real reason you won't say your name is because you are afraid. You know you are on the wrong side. You know ARNR is wrong and that's why you are afraid. Instead of living in fear, how about you change your ways? Join the Boycott! We could use someone with your passion, even if it is exhibited in some very unorthodox and illegal manners. Don't be afraid anymore Anonymous! Turn towards the light and join the Boycott!
ReplyDeleteAaron
WOW! This Anonymous person certainly don't get it.
ReplyDeleteAnd saying we blame him for things can only mean it's that CMV dude or whatever.
I get the feeling that real ARN&R people like JCK and MCB would be laughing hysterically at us.
THIS sites gone to hell in a hand basket.
GET SOME BETTER MATERIAL OR QUIT!
LOOSER!
Funky
I REPEAT, ARN&R are loosers. So much so, that they come to our site and boycott themselves.
ReplyDeleteFunky
I've known some people who are a lot looser than Arn&r.
ReplyDeleteWeekly
(trying to be kind've smudgy like anonymous)