Monday, May 14, 2007

Breaking News About Hard Rock Park Coaster

In an ARN&R exclusive (must credit), sources have provided additional new details about the B&M coaster themed after legendary rock group Led Zeppelin.

While reports to date have identified the coaster as a traditional sit-down coaster, the trains will, according to high-level designers speaking anonymously, in fact have separate "Bonham rows." In the Bonham rows, patrons will ride in a prone position, facing downward with a large bucket directly below their heads. In addition, prior to boarding the trains, riders will be given four quadruple vodkas and a ham roll.

"This ride is all about getting the full Led Zeppelin experience," said one designer. "While we can't make one quarter of the patrons choke on their own vomit, we can give them something like the Bonham lifestyle."

--GP
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9 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:11 PM

    I always thought Bonham choked on someone else's vomit. Maybe I'm mistaken.

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  2. WildOnesCoasterClub12:35 AM

    Either way, this article showed absolutely no taste. I don't know why you guys encourage them. Coming next week: a great article making fun of children in Africa with AIDS! Won't that be funny.

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  3. Anonymous8:55 AM

    Yes, that's clearly comparable to poking fun at someone who drank himself to death decades ago.

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  4. Anonymous6:38 PM

    This can only be considered funny if Spinal Tap is considered funny. Personally, I don't consider Spinal Tap to be funny. They're a little different, but they're still a pretty cool band. One of my favorites, really.

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  5. Anonymous1:58 AM

    Spinal Tap they maked fun of Puppet show and puppet Shows are for little kids and that was mean cuz they are not nice so this is the same.

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  6. Anonymous8:11 AM

    bump

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  7. Anonymous10:39 AM

    Either way, this article showed absolutely no taste. I don't know why you guys encourage them. Coming next week: a great article making fun of children in Africa with AIDS! Won't that be funny.

    LOL IT TOTALLY WOULD BE

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  8. Anonymous10:35 PM

    This article is a whole lotta wrong. Mostly sober.

    Zep Fan

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  9. Anonymous5:22 PM

    Mostly sober?
    So you were mostly sober when you wrote this response?

    Angus

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