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Some Possible Beech Bend Coaster Names

We've been trying to help out the good folks at Beech Bend come up with a name for their new GCI coaster. A few possibilities:

Bubba's Revenge

Deliverance

Big Wooden Contraption over Yonder

The Grand Wizard

Wooden Thing I Did My Sister Under

Beech Bend Over Coaster

Billy Bob Thornton

The Pig F*cker

--CSB/FMB/GP/JCK